Minggu, 29 Januari 2012

Expatriotically Speaking

Since I'm regularly challenged in one or another forum to explain myself--how can I be "so far left" is usually the gist of the question--I'll try to actually do it here. Or if not actually explain myself, I'll at least lay my cards on the table.

The terms "conservative" and "liberal" or "right" and "left" often aren't very useful, but I'll try to use these terms even so.

The problem for many people, especially people who've known me since youth, the thing they can't get their heads around, is that I'm a leftist. It's true, leftists rarely come from my childhood demographic. And then when these people discover I'm also a Christian, it makes even less sense to them.

In fact I'm culturally conservative and politically on the left.

As an American, I know, this self-definition makes me something like the opposite of normal, even to the point of making me a "bad American". This is because America as a whole is wired in almost the precisely opposite direction.

In terms of culture, America is largely what could be called liberal. It brings the world things like MTV, Facebook, "Sex and the City," hip hop. Though America is full of outspoken people who call themselves "conservative," this is hardly to the point when one looks at larger trends. America has long been a force of cultural liberalization.

In terms of politics, on the other hand, America is largely what could be called conservative. Its economic system is rigged to suit an oligarchy, its foreign policy is nationalistic, self-righteous, trigger-happy. America is far to the right of most of its Western allies and is moving ever further rightward.

Both these trends (America's cultural liberalism and its political conservatism) have only gotten worse since I've become an adult. Thus as my country's culture drifts further and further from any respect for traditional Western learning, its economic order becomes more and more a matter of unfettered capitalism. I would like to see the opposite trends.

Politics: If we assume that a far right position favors pure free-market capitalism and that a far left position favors a centrally regulated socialism, I'd position myself a few inches to the right of Fidel Castro.

Culture: If we take education policy as a central arena of cultural debate, I could make my thinking clear by saying that I've always (with some differences) supported the idea of education put forward by Allan Bloom in the 1980s in his book The Closing of the American Mind. I am strongly in favor of a book-centered, classics-centered Western education, starting in high school but including, certainly, anything that would call itself a "university education". This means I am against the political correctness that seeks to make the American education system a culturally neutral space where no tradition of thinking is assumed. Students in my America would start reading the Western canon in elementary school and would continue well into university. To imagine that a student could graduate from any university without having studied Homer, Plato, Shakespeare, the Bible, Enlightenment thought and the history of the American Revolution--to imagine this would be out of the question. Only on the grounds of a thoroughly Western learning would students be able to opt for study of other cultural traditions. Citizens in a democracy must first understand ideas before they can debate them. The pathetic level of discourse one sees in American political debates--whether between candidates, interested citizens, or pundits--is an embarrassment in a country with such a high percentage of university graduates.

Why stick so tenaciously on the study of all these old books? Because the Western canon is the only place where Americans might ground themselves in the crucial questions they need to consider as citizens. These questions include: the relation of the state to citizenry; the meaning of public and republic; the bases and effects of different economic orders; the question of freedoms and responsibilities in the context of a republic; the question of what in any political order is provisional and artificial.

Most of my fellow Americans are such hard-wired anti-intellectualists that they would probably howl in protest at my defense of a canon-based education. For them, university is a matter of job training on the one hand, football games on the other.

I've lived overseas since the mid-1990s--the country I'm living in has its problems too--but still I don't feel I've missed out on much in the US. And what can I have missed--the glorious Bush/Cheney years, the rise of the Kardashians, Charlie Sheen? Give me a break. Though I had some hope when Obama was inaugurated, I see I was mainly mistaken. In fact America is an echo chamber that gets only more idiotic with each passing year, and Obama, if he is re-elected, does not seem likely to stand up to the oligarchy and push for any of the actual change he once promised. So rather than watch four more years of Compromiser-in-Chief up close, I'm grateful not to have to live there.

Go ahead, compatriots and sports fans, go ahead and tell me--"If you like Fidel Castro so much, why not move to Cuba!"

My answer is simple: Because I'd rather not live in Cuba, thank you. An experiment in authoritarian socialism, Cuba has serious problems, probably the main one being that it was built on a Leninist model. But Fidel's Cuba with limited free markets--Cuba with elections and a range of political parties vying for who gets the right to manage a largely socialist economy, a socialist economy guaranteed by constitution, that would be something else. And so, though I'm glad I don't live in Castro's Cuba, I'm glad I didn't have to live in George W. Bush's USA either.

Before closing, I'd like to return to the question of Christianity. As noted above, I'm a Christian, and this seems odd to many who hear me talk about political issues. I really don't know why. In fact both my political leftism and my cultural conservatism are informed by my faith. As for the leftism, this again, I well know, is not the norm for American Christians. But so what? I myself find nothing particularly Christian about the things many other American Christians seem to support: free-market capitalism, militarism, greed as good, unbridled consumerism. Some Christians reading this now, maybe they'd want to say, "Hey, I don't support greed as good or militarism or unbridled consumerism!" Well, maybe you don't. But if you support the political status quo, especially if you have voted Republican, I don't see how you can imagine you're not supporting these things. Think about it. What is it that the policies of the American right are grounded on if not the belief that 1) greed is good and 2) American bombs bring peace, not war. Do you really think you don't stand for these things when you vote for the right? And do you really think my idea of Christian politics is somehow "weird" compared to yours? Have you ever read, say, the Gospels?

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P.S.-- But might I, to raise the sense of contrast even higher, add Marx to that list of Western classics that should be required study? Certainly Marx was wrong about many things, but he remains a massively important thinker, maybe even especially now. Terry Eagleton wrote a fine piece on Marx last year:

http://chronicle.com/article/In-Praise-of-Marx/127027

Minggu, 22 Januari 2012

Haakenson Sighting: Check

About 5 p.m. the drizzle coming down and I'm standing under an awning in front of a Taipei supermarket. Across the pavement loping toward me is a slim funny-looking Western guy with his Asian wife. He's wearing a black leather cowboy hat which doesn't really match his red windbreaker. The two are carrying big bags of groceries--snacks it looks like, probably bought to celebrate the Chinese New Year--and I watch them approach as I puff from my one small cigar for the day.

The guy comes closer and I notice he's also sporting white-rimmed glasses under the cowboy hat.

Then the guy comes closer again and I realize it's a high school classmate of mine from my home town, Harland, Wisconsin. It's Paul Haakenson, who I run into once every ten years.

Paul is now teaching Chinese to expat kids in Asia. His work has taken him from Taipei to Jakarta to Hong Kong, and soon, he tells me, he'll be moving again, to Singapore. He's back in Taipei to visit his in-laws for the Lunar New Year.

I last ran into Paul about ten years ago on the north side of Taipei. Starbucks had come to Taiwan and I was sitting in one of their shops when I saw a guy at the register with a teeshirt with the name Haakenson on it--a name familiar from my high school days. I got closer and recognized him. Paul explained that he was living and teaching in Taipei. I hadn't even realized it. I'd also been teaching in Taipei for a handful of years.

I ran into Paul about ten years before that (which would be about 1992) on the outskirts of a Grateful Dead concert in Alpine Valley, Wisconsin. I was taking my Taiwanese wife to see the Dead as part of her American enculturation, and Paul showed up near our car. I think it was then that I learned he'd been studying Chinese in university. Was he married yet then?

But still my clearest memory of Paul comes from around ten year before that (1982 or so) in the basement of Scotty Berendt's house back in Hartland. It was a high school party, and Scotty had been impressing the hell out of us on his drums. Paul was promoting a cassette he'd brought of a band I'd heard of but had never listened to: the B-52s. The song playing--which is forever linked in my mind to the image of Paul Haakenson in a yuppy plaid shirt grooving in a Wisconsin basement--was "Quiche Lorraine." I hated yuppies in those days and hated everything that smelled of the country club (still do: see here), but Paul redeemed both himself and his shirt by being a weird fringe kind of yuppy. And I soon came to love the B-52s, which I continued to listen to up through their Cosmic Thing album. Only a few months ago I called up their brilliant "Private Idaho" on YouTube after hearing the song at a pub.



I've no idea of Paul's impressions of or memories of me. Did he notice that I've finally aged, as I noticed he has? We are both in our mid-40s, and wrinkles are making their tentative early maps round our eyes. He mentioned he'd read some of my online posts (I occasionally email links out to my whole address book, and his email's in there too) but I'm not at all sure these emails aren't just an annoyance to him. His politics or his social or religious ideas--I've no idea of these things. All I know is I'll run into him ten years from now and there will still be that white-bread midwest impression the name Haakenson can't help but bring with it, combined with the odd fringe element Paul always seems to sport: the faint weirdness intended, perhaps, to laugh at the white-bread in himself: the B-52s mystique, the Chinese, the black cowboy hat--and what will it be in 2022?

See you then, old classmate.

Buy Paul's CD here:

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/groovipauli

Jumat, 13 Januari 2012

Romney Faces Hard Sell with SC Unibrows

A Disassociated Press Report, January 13, 2012, Columbia, South Carolina

Fresh from victories in the Iowa and New Hampshire Republican primaries, frontrunner Mitt Romney faces a new challenge as the GOP contest moves to unibrow stronghold South Carolina.

In a state where more than 80 percent of Republican voters have the single brow genetic feature, new research shows Romney at a serious disadvantage against rival Newt Gingrich.

"Our study shows a clear pattern nationwide," University of Wisconsin-Madison anthropologist Doreen Klein says. "Among voters whose eyebrows separate over the bridge of the nose, Romney has a 14 percent lead. But among those voters who have a single eyebrow stretching across the forehead, Romney shows less than 4 percent support. Gingrich meanwhile comes in at 59 percent."

The Gingrich campaign is making the most of South Carolina's strong unibrow presence with a series of aggressive TV attack ads.

"We're going to hit him hard," Gingrich campaign staffer Dave Carney said.

The first of these ads, unveiled Wednesday, shows Gingrich in a loincloth roasting slabs of an unidentified large mammal over a fire. The ad then cuts to footage of Mitt Romney in a Parisian restaurant speaking French to a waiter.

"I'm Newt Gingrich," the ad ends with the candidate standing before a cave painting of running bison. "And I know what's good for South Carolina."

Unibrow and South Carolina resident Tracy Klugian at a Tea Party rally to kick off the Republican primary. "I don't know who I'm supporting yet," says Klugian, "but I'm Republican all the way. We've had enough of these foreign presidents recently."


Unibrows have a long history in the Republican Party. In this undated file photo, ex-president George W. Bush is shown with the trait. Advisers later persuaded Bush to begin shaving above the nose.